Recent conversations I have had with children.
Show and tell. Sam tells us about his 7th birthday. Me: So, Sam what sort of a party did you have? Sam: A birthday party. (Ask a stupid question)
Today during storytime I had to say to one girl: Jane, headbutting my chair is not a very good idea is it?
Holding up a cylindrical 3D shape I ask "Who can tell me what this shape is called?" 6 year old's reply: "I don't know but it's the same shape as a can of Fosters."
During a sex education lesson a couple of years ago, while the pupils were completing a question and answer sheet, one 10 year old boy shouted across the classroom: "Miss, how d'you spell scrotum?"
Yesterday during a lesson on finding definitions of words.
Question: Who can give me a definition of a man? One boy's answer: Drinks beer, goes to the pub and farts a lot.
You couldn't make 'em up could you?