There is a website called Iheartguts.com where you can buy cuddly toy organs. Honestly it's true. Can't you just see your baby holding onto the cuddly spleen as you push them down the high street? I'm sure it would be a conversation point if nothing else. I mean, why didn't they have them when I was growing up? I remember being forced to play with dolls and such like....not a single cuddly organ in sight. This may have scarred me for life.
Sadly, if you wanted to buy a plush uterus they have had a safety recall. Yes, really - there is such a thing as a plush uterus. It begs the question, are their other categories of uterus? Maybe the economy uterus? Or the business class uterus? It might come with its own briefcase.
Now, I've had a good look at their product range on Iheartguts, and what I want to know is this: where, oh where is the cuddly scrotum?* Have I detected a gap in the market? Perhaps I should patent my idea before it gets stolen?
There's already a site where you can buy cuddly sperm. Don't believe me? Check this site. My personal favourite is the fudge sperm, he looks cute.
*Yes I know that's the second time the word scrotum has appeared on my blog recently. You can make your own minds up about what that says about me!
Photo from Iheartguts.com