Monday, 9 November 2009

Thoughts for the day


1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
9. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
10.  God must love stupid people: He made so many of them.

11 comments:

Sandy Calico said...

Welcome back :-) x

ourprivateblog.wordpress.com said...

So nice to see you back!!

Yummy Mummy said...

Welcome back my friend!

Brit in Bosnia / Fraught Mummy said...

Welcome back. I totally agree with No.9. There should be background music with life. Sometimes I try to make my own but people just look at me strangely!

notSupermum said...

Thank you all for the warm welcome! It feels good to be back.

Stigmum said...

I love this! It's fantastic! So funny, so true and so colourful! You've made my night mamma:)Thank you!

rosiescribble said...

Brilliant. Cheered me up after a long day! So pleased you are back.

Kelloggsville said...

wey hey! did you catch up on life or just stick the 2 fingered slaute up to it - good to see you :0)

Sorcerer said...

nice ones..:)

lunarossa said...

Great you are back with all your humour! Thanks for a great laught. All the best. Ciao. A.

Sunday said...

Great to see you back, and thanks for your comment, you've prompted me to update! x