2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
9. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
10. God must love stupid people: He made so many of them.
11 comments:
Welcome back :-) x
So nice to see you back!!
Welcome back my friend!
Welcome back. I totally agree with No.9. There should be background music with life. Sometimes I try to make my own but people just look at me strangely!
Thank you all for the warm welcome! It feels good to be back.
I love this! It's fantastic! So funny, so true and so colourful! You've made my night mamma:)Thank you!
Brilliant. Cheered me up after a long day! So pleased you are back.
wey hey! did you catch up on life or just stick the 2 fingered slaute up to it - good to see you :0)
nice ones..:)
Great you are back with all your humour! Thanks for a great laught. All the best. Ciao. A.
Great to see you back, and thanks for your comment, you've prompted me to update! x
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