Dear Angry Ex-husband,
I know you think that the Teenager is "completely out of control" because she occasionally answers you back but is it really necessary to tell her she that is she doesn't "get a grip" she will "be put into care"? Do you have any idea, any at all, of how distressed both of your daughters were after your phone call on Sunday? I don't think you do, but let me tell you that they both cried for a long time.
Thank you for reminding me, once again, why we are no longer married.
Your happily divorced ex-wife.
Dear Teenager,
I'm sorry that you think your Dad is a complete and utter t***. I'm also sorry to confirm that you're right, he is.
I love you sweetie,
Mum xxx
Dear Twitter friends,
thanks so much for all your support when I tweeted about the upset here following my ex's comments to the Teenager. I can't explain how helpful it was to have other people to 'talk' to.
Your appreciative friend
Dear Andy Gray,
Just so that you know, I'm a woman and I understand the offside rule. You're a prat.
Yours,
A feminist.
Dear Colin Firth,
Just in case you didn't get my last message - phwoaaar! Could you be any nicer than you are?
Yours,
A simpering fan.
