Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Things I have said at work today*

  • no, I don't have any wiggly eyes. 
  • I like the idea of a glitterball.
  • Why don't you like trees?
  • Listen to the music, the elephant isn't running!
  • I don't want to see any silly kangaroos!
  • Sarah, it's not acceptable to say you're going to kill Robert because he doesn't like Justin Bieber.
  • Have you got your silly head on today?
  • Sam, you are amazing!
  • What did you have for your breakfast?
  • I'd like to speak to whoever comes to pick you up from school
  • You're a little superstar!
  • Yes, I love you too Peter.
  • how can you read your book when it's closed?
  • sit on your bottom! (about 100 times)
  • Would you believe it, Jenny is talking again (about 10 times)
  • Why did you drag him across the playground?
  • Perhaps you need to apologise?
  • Don't roll your eyes at me.
  • What have I just said?
  • Would you rather do the work during your breaktime?
  • you can only talk when you're holding froggy.
  • That's fantastic! Well done!
*I work in a primary school, did you guess?